26.2.07
Melissa Cole
Alcohol sniffing super-powers, a keen sense of danger and messy drawers after a nice SoCo balanced shite on the rug with an audience. You are my hero.
22.2.07
MJ
And furthermore, I have become addicted to this blog.
I'm with Prudence. A visit to Old Bitter Balls is always moisture-inducing.
Is there a 12 step program to get over Knudsen?
I'm with Prudence. A visit to Old Bitter Balls is always moisture-inducing.
Is there a 12 step program to get over Knudsen?
15.2.07
The Bog Standard Blog
Another amazing blogger, who never shuts up and my Mummy allows me to read his blog now as I'm over 31.
9.2.07
Pickled Olives
I've just spent some time reading through your site - funny as hell!!!!
You've got my vote! Funny shit, very funny shit...
You've got my vote! Funny shit, very funny shit...
8.2.07
Kieran
I've decided to write your biography. Morrissey wrote a song about a sad Lemur called "There is a Lemur that never goes out", apparently through fear of bumming. You made some wee come out of my pee pee. Thank you.
Take me out tonight
Where theres music and theres people
And they're old and bitter
Driving in your car
I never never want to go home
Because I havent got oneAnymore
Take me out to blog
Because I don't want to see people
and IDon't want to see life
Dribbling on your blog
Oh, please dont drop me home
Because its not my home,
its theirFull Stop, and I'm welcome no more
And if a double-decker busCrashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten-ton truck
Kills the both of usTo die by your blog
Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mineBlog me tonight
Take me anywhere,
but not up the bum,
ah I don't careI dont care,
I dont care
And in the darkened underpassof fake old man balls
I thought oh god,
my chance has come at last
(but then a strange fear gripped me and IJust couldnt ask)but perhaps that was just your lass
Blog me out tonightOh,
blog me anywhere,
I dont careI dont care,
I dont careDribbling on your flat cap
I never never want to go home
Because I havent got one
I havent got oneOh,
there is a blog and it never goes out
There is a blog and it never goes out
There is a blog and it never goes out
I get all your jokes. I don't always comment. You're the wittiest, and the funniest. Actually Footeater is pretty witty, but he doesn't write enough. When I see a post of yours without a comment I see it as a crime. But then I realise it's because you blog at a rate of 30pph.Back in the day there used to be Armadillo Facts which would make me wet myself. And then there was Capgras. Both fucked off, leaving me questioning the worth of "blogs". Niolk was great. He was hilarious and serious at the same time. Then he passed away. You've saved it. You've saved blogging. They'll write books about you one day. Well, I will, and it will have pictures. Anyway,
have a Nobel.
Take me out tonight
Where theres music and theres people
And they're old and bitter
Driving in your car
I never never want to go home
Because I havent got oneAnymore
Take me out to blog
Because I don't want to see people
and IDon't want to see life
Dribbling on your blog
Oh, please dont drop me home
Because its not my home,
its theirFull Stop, and I'm welcome no more
And if a double-decker busCrashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten-ton truck
Kills the both of usTo die by your blog
Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mineBlog me tonight
Take me anywhere,
but not up the bum,
ah I don't careI dont care,
I dont care
And in the darkened underpassof fake old man balls
I thought oh god,
my chance has come at last
(but then a strange fear gripped me and IJust couldnt ask)but perhaps that was just your lass
Blog me out tonightOh,
blog me anywhere,
I dont careI dont care,
I dont careDribbling on your flat cap
I never never want to go home
Because I havent got one
I havent got oneOh,
there is a blog and it never goes out
There is a blog and it never goes out
There is a blog and it never goes out
I get all your jokes. I don't always comment. You're the wittiest, and the funniest. Actually Footeater is pretty witty, but he doesn't write enough. When I see a post of yours without a comment I see it as a crime. But then I realise it's because you blog at a rate of 30pph.Back in the day there used to be Armadillo Facts which would make me wet myself. And then there was Capgras. Both fucked off, leaving me questioning the worth of "blogs". Niolk was great. He was hilarious and serious at the same time. Then he passed away. You've saved it. You've saved blogging. They'll write books about you one day. Well, I will, and it will have pictures. Anyway,
have a Nobel.
Gaijin Girl.
HAPPY FUCKIN 'STRA'IA DAY, OLD MAN!Ahem. 1. 2. 3...
Once an old bitter man started up ten-thousand blogs,
Under the name of Old Knudsen,
And he sang as he watched and waited till his kettle boiled,
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me.
Blogging ya tossers, blogging ya tossers,
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me,
And he sang as he watched and waited till his kettle boiled
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me.
--Down flew Fat Sparrow to drink with Matilda
Up jumped Old Knudsen and grabbed her with glee,
And he sang as he put Fat Sparrow on his links list
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me.
Blogging ya tossers, blogging ya tossers,
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me,
And he sang as he put Fat Sparrow on his links list
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me.
--Up rode Kieran mounted on his panda bearAlong came the others,
Kav and Eddie.Who’s that in yer links list and can we be there too?
We’ll go a blogging ya tosser with you.
Blogging ya tosser, blogging ya tosser,
We’ll go a blogging ya tosser with you.
Who’s that in yer links list and can we be there too?
We’ll go a blogging ya tosser with you.
--Up jumped Old Knudsen and sprang into cyberspace
You'll never catch me alive, said he,
And his ghost may be heard when you click on the 'next blog'
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me.
Blogging ya tossers,
blogging ya tossers,
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me,
And his ghost may be heard when you click on the 'next blog'
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me.
* GG staggers off, beer in hand… straight into wall. Decides that drunkenly singing songs from the motherland at karaoke at the top of her voice is a great idea
Once an old bitter man started up ten-thousand blogs,
Under the name of Old Knudsen,
And he sang as he watched and waited till his kettle boiled,
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me.
Blogging ya tossers, blogging ya tossers,
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me,
And he sang as he watched and waited till his kettle boiled
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me.
--Down flew Fat Sparrow to drink with Matilda
Up jumped Old Knudsen and grabbed her with glee,
And he sang as he put Fat Sparrow on his links list
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me.
Blogging ya tossers, blogging ya tossers,
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me,
And he sang as he put Fat Sparrow on his links list
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me.
--Up rode Kieran mounted on his panda bearAlong came the others,
Kav and Eddie.Who’s that in yer links list and can we be there too?
We’ll go a blogging ya tosser with you.
Blogging ya tosser, blogging ya tosser,
We’ll go a blogging ya tosser with you.
Who’s that in yer links list and can we be there too?
We’ll go a blogging ya tosser with you.
--Up jumped Old Knudsen and sprang into cyberspace
You'll never catch me alive, said he,
And his ghost may be heard when you click on the 'next blog'
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me.
Blogging ya tossers,
blogging ya tossers,
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me,
And his ghost may be heard when you click on the 'next blog'
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me.
* GG staggers off, beer in hand… straight into wall. Decides that drunkenly singing songs from the motherland at karaoke at the top of her voice is a great idea
Kav
Heres what Old Knudsen believes are animal's rights .They have the right to remain silent and let me eat them, if they give up that right I will cook and baste them with enough heat deemed appropriate.
Christ I'm wheezing with laughter. You are one seriously funny fucker. And I could not agree more. If I could become a meatatarian, I would.
old knud: Your blog is the most multi-layered I've ever read. Each post demands repeated reading - no, not because it doens't make sense, but because it has so many possible meanings.
I've been reading you for so long I thought I'd be immune to your disgusting rambles, but this is taking it too fucking far. You horrible horrible bastard, how could you do this?
Christ I'm wheezing with laughter. You are one seriously funny fucker. And I could not agree more. If I could become a meatatarian, I would.
old knud: Your blog is the most multi-layered I've ever read. Each post demands repeated reading - no, not because it doens't make sense, but because it has so many possible meanings.
I've been reading you for so long I thought I'd be immune to your disgusting rambles, but this is taking it too fucking far. You horrible horrible bastard, how could you do this?
Me
It's better than being called a Pom isn't it?You've surpassed youself yet again in my view Mr Testes. Not only were you able to put The Wiggles, methamphetamene and Captain Cook into the one blog, you've also sung Kylie and acknowledged that the poms are to blame for sending their shit out into the world and infecting it with their scum!
Actually I was thinking of something along the lines of "His balls were old and bitter, he was the typical dirty old man with his cataract filled eyes on my tits and his left hand on his old fella"
Actually I was thinking of something along the lines of "His balls were old and bitter, he was the typical dirty old man with his cataract filled eyes on my tits and his left hand on his old fella"
Foot Eater
You only wish you could get me on my back. Or bent over.
OLD KNUDSEN is an acronym for Old Lady's Damp Knickers Nestle Under Dirty Senior's Evil Nose.
OLD KNUDSEN is an acronym for Old Lady's Damp Knickers Nestle Under Dirty Senior's Evil Nose.
The Swearing Lady
I prefer to tell people, "I'm so hungry I could eat the Lamb Of God." It's especially great when you tell nuns and monks and stuff.
no way do I believe he would even try to take on a one legged womanThis made me cough up my Werther's Originals. Well done there.
no way do I believe he would even try to take on a one legged womanThis made me cough up my Werther's Originals. Well done there.
Belinda Cockbox
Before you go. I want you to be my fantasy. Can you get seven tramps to piss in my mouth, one stray dog to fart in my face while you shit bricks up my pie? Can you?I wanna be your bog!
OLD KUDSEN'S BALL SACK
Alone, naked and horny am I
But wait whats that at the window?
smelling of pee
can it be
Old Knudsen for me
It is It is
oh how i long to make him jizz
but his tool is so old
my strains and efforts just leve it cold
too much wanking the doctor said
I will take him in my bed
But a sensual one like me
knows just how to rouse my oldies white wee wee
I take out my teeth
Old Knudsen I get beneath
Gently then more urgently
I fill my gob with his ballsackee
I gum to the left
I gum to the right
aroused eyes bulging like a madman
old Knudsen does a shite
I will smear my self in that tonight
I put my fist up his ass
He squeels he moans
looks as proud as king on a throne
soon my face is full of his cum
I bend over and show him my bum
Worldly Old man knows what do do
taking a brush from the loo
he beats me on my hairy ass
I holler I moan
out I may pass
The neighbours gather
and say
Our Belinda is in a lather
Old Knudsen is a master of sex
with the other he clears the decks.
OLD KUDSEN'S BALL SACK
Alone, naked and horny am I
But wait whats that at the window?
smelling of pee
can it be
Old Knudsen for me
It is It is
oh how i long to make him jizz
but his tool is so old
my strains and efforts just leve it cold
too much wanking the doctor said
I will take him in my bed
But a sensual one like me
knows just how to rouse my oldies white wee wee
I take out my teeth
Old Knudsen I get beneath
Gently then more urgently
I fill my gob with his ballsackee
I gum to the left
I gum to the right
aroused eyes bulging like a madman
old Knudsen does a shite
I will smear my self in that tonight
I put my fist up his ass
He squeels he moans
looks as proud as king on a throne
soon my face is full of his cum
I bend over and show him my bum
Worldly Old man knows what do do
taking a brush from the loo
he beats me on my hairy ass
I holler I moan
out I may pass
The neighbours gather
and say
Our Belinda is in a lather
Old Knudsen is a master of sex
with the other he clears the decks.
Dive
Who the fuck are those ugly people?
Are the Hollywood Z-list gossip sheets really followed that assiduously in Caledonia, Old Thistle?
The man's sexier than a greased-up Johnny Depp.
Mummy. I'm frightened.
Make the scary man stop.
You sick, sick bastard!How dare you post this filth!To say I am disappointed does not begin to describe it. I shall be reporting you to the blog police forthwith, you disgusting pervert.
Are the Hollywood Z-list gossip sheets really followed that assiduously in Caledonia, Old Thistle?
The man's sexier than a greased-up Johnny Depp.
Mummy. I'm frightened.
Make the scary man stop.
You sick, sick bastard!How dare you post this filth!To say I am disappointed does not begin to describe it. I shall be reporting you to the blog police forthwith, you disgusting pervert.
Robyn
Old Knudson, you have a knack for finding the truth in the most seemingly innocent situations.
ame
Yep GF! He's TOTALLY corrupted my once-not-too-long-ago-virginal-mind! Sigh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~there's no turning back NOW! If ya can't beat em? JOIN EM! ;)
Geeeeeeez Kunddie...you're just on TOP of EVERYTHING! ;)
Geeeeeeez Kunddie...you're just on TOP of EVERYTHING! ;)
Mutleythedog
You have some very funny and entertaining stuff here - thanks for stopping over at my blog! (Winks)
Im not broke but you can fix me anytime old geezer!
Im not broke but you can fix me anytime old geezer!
Babsbitchin
Oh, I just loved it, hahaha!!
Oh shit, I had to go to the loo 3 times to keep from pissing myself. It takes one to know one and you my Darlin' are a trained Keeler!
Oh shit, I had to go to the loo 3 times to keep from pissing myself. It takes one to know one and you my Darlin' are a trained Keeler!
Fat Sparrow
Old Knudsen, you fucker. I told you to get funnier, but not funnier than me. Watch out you bastard, or I will cut your link, if you know what I mean.
Well, we can't all be as brilliant as you and Footie, you know. Give a bird a break, huh? Especially if you want to keep getting that discount on homo bukkake videos, you bastard.
Old Knudsen, that was definitely one of your funnier posts, and that's really saying something.
Well, we can't all be as brilliant as you and Footie, you know. Give a bird a break, huh? Especially if you want to keep getting that discount on homo bukkake videos, you bastard.
Old Knudsen, that was definitely one of your funnier posts, and that's really saying something.
