Gaijin Girl.

HAPPY FUCKIN 'STRA'IA DAY, OLD MAN!Ahem. 1. 2. 3...

Once an old bitter man started up ten-thousand blogs,
Under the name of Old Knudsen,
And he sang as he watched and waited till his kettle boiled,
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me.
Blogging ya tossers, blogging ya tossers,
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me,
And he sang as he watched and waited till his kettle boiled
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me.

--Down flew Fat Sparrow to drink with Matilda
Up jumped Old Knudsen and grabbed her with glee,
And he sang as he put Fat Sparrow on his links list
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me.
Blogging ya tossers, blogging ya tossers,
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me,
And he sang as he put Fat Sparrow on his links list
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me.

--Up rode Kieran mounted on his panda bearAlong came the others,
Kav and Eddie.Who’s that in yer links list and can we be there too?
We’ll go a blogging ya tosser with you.
Blogging ya tosser, blogging ya tosser,
We’ll go a blogging ya tosser with you.
Who’s that in yer links list and can we be there too?
We’ll go a blogging ya tosser with you.

--Up jumped Old Knudsen and sprang into cyberspace
You'll never catch me alive, said he,
And his ghost may be heard when you click on the 'next blog'
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me.
Blogging ya tossers,
blogging ya tossers,
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me,
And his ghost may be heard when you click on the 'next blog'
You'll come a blogging ya tossers with me.

* GG staggers off, beer in hand… straight into wall. Decides that drunkenly singing songs from the motherland at karaoke at the top of her voice is a great idea