Me

It's better than being called a Pom isn't it?You've surpassed youself yet again in my view Mr Testes. Not only were you able to put The Wiggles, methamphetamene and Captain Cook into the one blog, you've also sung Kylie and acknowledged that the poms are to blame for sending their shit out into the world and infecting it with their scum!


Actually I was thinking of something along the lines of "His balls were old and bitter, he was the typical dirty old man with his cataract filled eyes on my tits and his left hand on his old fella"